the name’s Headly, Richard Headly

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , on November 10, 2010 by Redhead

“his name is Richard Headly, but when he calls it shows up on my caller ID as Dick Head.”

the what room?

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , on October 21, 2010 by Redhead

My snatch hurts. Anyone want to go to the booby room with me?

I really, really, really, almost more so than ever before, hope I heard that completely wrong.

on vacation

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , on August 18, 2010 by Redhead

This was someone’s “Out of Office” e-mail message:

“please hold all e-mail for the 2 weeks I am away from the office. The wifi I can steal from my neighbors is slow and intermittent, so please wait until I am back to send me e-mail. Thanks and have a great day!”

the size of grapes, you say?

Posted in Uncategorized with tags on August 10, 2010 by Redhead

“I’m not going to pick those boogers out, they were like the size of grapes.”

how to get ready for school

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , on August 4, 2010 by Redhead

“that’s what we do before school! get everyone drunk!”

the rain the spain

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , on July 27, 2010 by Redhead

“where the does the rain fall, Bitch?”

“mainly on the plain?”

Munchkin zodiac

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , on July 25, 2010 by Redhead

two girls are talking about their zodiac signs, blaming their and their boyfriend’s problems on their signs. Other people waiting in line begin to chime in with comments about their signs. The ignorant begin asking questions:

What happens if your birthday falls on one of those dates that one year you are one sign, and the next year you are the another sign, and every year or two it flips back and forth?

Well, then you get all the positive attributes of each sign.

Oh, so it’s a little like having a Super Munchkin card?