“I’m not going to pick those boogers out, they were like the size of grapes.”
the size of grapes, you say?
Posted in Uncategorized with tags whiskey tango foxtrot on August 10, 2010 by Redheadhow to get ready for school
Posted in Uncategorized with tags alcohol, school on August 4, 2010 by Redhead“that’s what we do before school! get everyone drunk!”
the rain the spain
Posted in Uncategorized with tags he said she said, whiskey tango foxtrot on July 27, 2010 by Redhead“where the does the rain fall, Bitch?”
“mainly on the plain?”
Munchkin zodiac
Posted in Uncategorized with tags gamers, zodiac on July 25, 2010 by Redheadtwo girls are talking about their zodiac signs, blaming their and their boyfriend’s problems on their signs. Other people waiting in line begin to chime in with comments about their signs. The ignorant begin asking questions:
What happens if your birthday falls on one of those dates that one year you are one sign, and the next year you are the another sign, and every year or two it flips back and forth?
Well, then you get all the positive attributes of each sign.
Oh, so it’s a little like having a Super Munchkin card?
When in Rome. . .
Posted in Uncategorized with tags travel on July 22, 2010 by Redheadooh, Portugal! But how will we get around? I don’t speak Spanish.
Someone prefers Papa John’s
Posted in Uncategorized with tags food, random on July 15, 2010 by Redhead“it smells like Little Caesars in here, and that’s really disrespectful to me.”
great bonding moment
Posted in Uncategorized with tags parenting on July 11, 2010 by Redhead“It was the first time my Mom saw a glow in the dark dildo. It was a great bonding moment.”
oh really?
Posted in Uncategorized with tags clothing on July 4, 2010 by Redhead“I’m not immodest, I’m a nudist. It’s different.”
fashion statement
Posted in Uncategorized with tags fashion on June 26, 2010 by Redheadoverheard in the reception area of a “professional” office. . .
“you look in that room and you tell me she doesn’t look like a street walker!”
the aloof sexy couple.
Posted in Uncategorized with tags he said she said on June 19, 2010 by Redheadhusband: I don’t like talking to people.
wife: you could be the aloof sexy couple.
husband: who, me and Tim?
wife: no, you and me you retard!
wife: but if you two want to be the aloof sexy metrosexual couple, I’m cool with that.