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Would you rather. . . ?

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , on February 5, 2010 by Redhead

Overheard at Panda Express from one little kid to another: “Would you rather have spaghetti or diarrhea?”

If the child meant consume spaghetti or excrete diarrhea, I pick option A.
If the child meant consume spaghetti or consume diarrhea, I still pick option A.
If the child meant excrete spaghetti or excrete diarrhea, I need to know how big the meatballs are.

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