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keepin’ it classy

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on May 11, 2011 by Redhead

overheard in a local parking lot:

“You know that guy I slept with last weekend? He just got married. But he ain’t really married, cuz he ain’t left his first wife.”

urban dictionary, anyone?

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on May 18, 2010 by Redhead

“we were caking for a hot minute or two, but I don’t cupcake with that girl no more.”

urban dictionary, anyone?

Manscaping – Yay or Nay?

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , on February 16, 2010 by Redhead

 

“So, how was the big date last night?”

 “I dunno. It’s just not gonna work.”

“What happened? Was he on time?”

“Yeah.”

“Was he nice to you?”

 “Yeah.”

“Was he funny?”

“Yeah.”

“Was he pretty cool?”

“Yeah.”

“Was he– decent-looking?”

 “Yeah.”

“Huh… Did he spring for dinner?”

“Yeah.”

“Well, was he a good dancer?”

“Yeah.”

“So, what was the prob- Oh,no, wait… Back hair, right?”

“Yeah.”