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one nine hundred. . . .

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on October 24, 2011 by Redhead

if you could have a 1-900 number, what would you use it for?

scottish porn.

huh?

you know, 1-900-fuck-ewe?

keepin’ it classy

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on May 11, 2011 by Redhead

overheard in a local parking lot:

“You know that guy I slept with last weekend? He just got married. But he ain’t really married, cuz he ain’t left his first wife.”

tow what?

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , on December 15, 2010 by Redhead

yeah, let’s have some toe sex! but it ain’t gonna be for free.

well, aren’t we?

Posted in Uncategorized with tags on March 22, 2010 by Redhead

“He’s highly susceptible to breasts.”

“Aren’t we all?”